I have a firm belief in the zombie apocalypse
I also have a firm belief in my inevitable doom during said apocalypse
I fear only zombies and the elf on the shelf
I also have a terrible temper and impeccable aim. I like terrifying animals so feel free to share

 

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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interlube:

the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

(Source: interlube)

skullja:

glamor-pants:

orbitingghosts:

MEANWHILE IN NEWSPAPER SPIDERMAN (for old times sake)
holy fucking shit jjj i love you

LMFAO PETERS FACE

BURN

skullja:

glamor-pants:

orbitingghosts:

MEANWHILE IN NEWSPAPER SPIDERMAN (for old times sake)

holy fucking shit jjj i love you

LMFAO PETERS FACE

BURN

(Source: placeholderbird)

http://harrypotterfliesthetardis.tumblr.com/post/97960354555/nanyoky-i-want-to-write-an-alternative-version

nanyoky:

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of…

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy)

almost-tumbir-famous:

iloominations:

reserve:

"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers," Loki tells Natasha, and he turns out to be totally right about that.

Because SHIELD is Hydra. Well played, Loki. Well played.

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do you sometimes wonder if marvel planned it all or just hopes it works out

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

seanofledead:

Are you sure Are you positive Are you 100% positive

No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

seanofledead:

Are you sure
Are you positive
Are you 100% positive

No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.

herestoallgodsloserz:

murder-city-80:

joshvongrimm:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

fun fact: if Green Day did that, it would take over 9 hours

That’s fine a 9 hour green day gig would be great

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

(Source: innocenttmaan)