I have a firm belief in the zombie apocalypse
I also have a firm belief in my inevitable doom during said apocalypse
I fear only zombies and the elf on the shelf
I also have a terrible temper and impeccable aim. I like terrifying animals so feel free to share

 

say-that-tomyfacemotherfucker:

anti-social-jaguar:

quirkdemon:

tuxedoangel:

teapotsahoy:

Yes, good, correct use of train technology.

This is so cool……

she’s a dragon
she’s a dragon

Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.


thisthis is my wedding dressgive no fucks

say-that-tomyfacemotherfucker:

anti-social-jaguar:

quirkdemon:

tuxedoangel:

teapotsahoy:

Yes, good, correct use of train technology.

This is so cool……

she’s a dragon

she’s a dragon

Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.

this
this is my wedding dress
give no fucks

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

gamershaunt:

bride-between-worlds:

aelmayixd:

:T

are people even real

I’m kind of surprised he didn’t get injured after that first gif.

canesandsceptres:

Human AU where Feferi, a marine scientist does the frickle-frackle with a merperson and they have a son who keeps it on the down low that he has a merman as a dad.  

canesandsceptres:

Human AU where Feferi, a marine scientist does the frickle-frackle with a merperson and they have a son who keeps it on the down low that he has a merman as a dad.  

thedoctorsaysalonsy:

hip-2bsquare:

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

HIS TAIL

No the dog just wants to win the race and is using his tail to propel himself/herself forward faster

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

jamesfactscalvin:

orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

people who ”’don’t believe in bisexuality”’

i guess you don’t want to party with freddie mercury and captain america ok ur call asshole

Captain America isn’t bi

you come into my post 

Self Harm: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Suicide: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Anxiety: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Depression: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Anorexia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Bulimia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Any ED: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Schizophrenia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Bipolar: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Autism: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

OCD: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Tourettes: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Personality disorders: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Chronic Pain: Don't joke about something that you don't understand

Mental illness: DON'T JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

ultrafacts:

The name of the judge was Deborah Servitto, and this is the actual court ruling.



Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash
So he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash.
Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain
Because Eminem used his name in vain.
Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around
Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground.
Eminem contends that his rap is protected
By the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.
Eminem maintains that the story is true
And that Bailey beat him black and blue.
In the alternative he states that the story is phony
And a reasonable person would think it’s baloney.
The court must always balance the rights
Of a defendant and one placed in a false light.
If the plaintiff presents no question of fact
To dismiss is the only acceptable act.
If the language used is anything but pleasin’
It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason.
Even if objectionable and causing offense
Self-help is the first line of defense.
Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press
What do you think he didn’t address?
Those false-light charges that so disturbed
Prompted from Bailey not a single word.
So highly objectionable, it could not be
Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD.
Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth
Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth.
This doctrine is a defense well known
And renders Bailey’s case substantially blown.
The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact
They’re an exaggeration of a childish act.
Any reasonable person could clearly see
That the lyrics could only be hyperbole.
It is therefore this court’s ultimate position
That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.

Source
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ultrafacts:

The name of the judge was Deborah Servitto, and this is the actual court ruling.

Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash

So he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash.

Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain

Because Eminem used his name in vain.

Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around

Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground.

Eminem contends that his rap is protected

By the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.

Eminem maintains that the story is true

And that Bailey beat him black and blue.

In the alternative he states that the story is phony

And a reasonable person would think it’s baloney.

The court must always balance the rights

Of a defendant and one placed in a false light.

If the plaintiff presents no question of fact

To dismiss is the only acceptable act.

If the language used is anything but pleasin’

It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason.

Even if objectionable and causing offense

Self-help is the first line of defense.

Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press

What do you think he didn’t address?

Those false-light charges that so disturbed

Prompted from Bailey not a single word.

So highly objectionable, it could not be

Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD.

Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth

Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth.

This doctrine is a defense well known

And renders Bailey’s case substantially blown.

The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact

They’re an exaggeration of a childish act.

Any reasonable person could clearly see

That the lyrics could only be hyperbole.

It is therefore this court’s ultimate position

That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

themarginistoosmall:

"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”

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